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In French, when trying to complicate one's life with existentialstic dilemmas, the thing to say is :

- où suis-je, qui suis-je, d'où viens-je, que fais-je ?

which translates into :

- where am I, who am I, where do I come from, what do I do ?

And then, some wise guy usually adds :

- dans quel état j'erre ?

Which translates into :

- in what state am I wandering ?

But when said out loud, could be mistaken for :

- on what shelf ?

Well, where are you ?

Make no mistake.

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As for the other answers, go on, turn the pages.

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